Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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they're dead. idiot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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