What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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