- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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