why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Obama = ebola

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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