- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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