You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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