Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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