Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

I literally died laughing

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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