If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How many light bulbs? 1

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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