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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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