Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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I literally died laughing

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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