- Anti Joke

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Click here to end the world.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.