What? Yes.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Smelly Indians.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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