Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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