- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

An Asian person drove home safely.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

This is a joke.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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