Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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