a man was shot.... he died

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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