Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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whats 7+4? 74

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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dead dibbs

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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