- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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