- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

okay so theres this guy.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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