- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??