What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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