- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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