- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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