- Anti Joke

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

my wife out of the kitchen

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

u know whats a crime? rape

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)