- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what is orange? an orange

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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