If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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