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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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