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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

binladin walks into the american seals

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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