- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A house comes around the corner.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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