why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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woman's lacrosse

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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