- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

a. why? b. because

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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