How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Do you play piano? No

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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a man was shot.... he died

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