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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Where can I apply for janitor school?

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