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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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