Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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