Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

A dyslexic blind man

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

this website even though its hilarious.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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