- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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