- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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