Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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alert("Hello");

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I don't get it

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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