Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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