- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat people

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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