- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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