- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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