two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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a man was shot.... he died

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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