- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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