- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How old are you? 7

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Mahmy

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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