What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

girls basketball

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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