- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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