- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

so...um, yeah

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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