Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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I hate blackniggers

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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You were born.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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