what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

thumb_up thumb_down -13

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a bar. Ow

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

thumb_up thumb_down -13

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

ask me if i am a tree. no.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Ily bae

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops