Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Alchohol.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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knock knock who's there ?

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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you see theres this guy.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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