- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Womens rights

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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