- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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