- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Who is it?

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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