- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Knock knock.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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