Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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