What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

your face is kinda funny

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...