Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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