What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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