- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Golf.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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