- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

I have an idea! You leave.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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